Mary has had an ear infection so I have been giving her the dreaded bubblegum flavored medicine. One of Mary's many
talents is being able to spew the stuff five feet into the air. So when she had to take the horrid concoction for the second time in her life I had our
ritual down pact. I found our ugly towel to
shield our carpet from the
fountian of pink
gue. Place Mary on it and then w
ait for the impending screams. Once you get a good loud open mouth scream I would quickly jam my finger into her mouth. With my finger keeping her mouth open I would then insert the
seringe and inject the pink medicine into her
grawling mouth. At which point she would spit it back at me. Until one day we discovered that she LIKED to give it to herself. Sure the wicked taste still made her shutter, but she loved being a big girl. Just watch how painless this
ritual became once she could give it to her self.